I have the nicest friends ever. I don't deserve them.
My friend Deema calls me and tells me to go out with her because she hasn't seen me in ages. And when I explain to her that I don't have a ride and that I have to work on my AP chemistry course, she goes on a rant:
"Danya! What the hell?! We haven't seen you since you've moved to that country of yours. Seriously, it's a country, not a city. You guys are so isolated it's like… Swine flu!"
"Hey do you know that Jenna and Dana got swine flu? They're in Switzerland."
"Oh wow, are you serious? Are they alright? It's not very bad, right?"
"Nah they just have to take pills and be isolated for a while and stuff."
"… I tell you that two people you know got swine flu, and you laugh? You're so mean."
"Nooo it's just… I just got that swine flu joke you made about where I live… It's so true."
"Ohhh… *snorts* ahahahaha."
So anyway. I promise her I'll wake up at 5:30 am the following day and catch a ride with my dad, since he is the only way out of Swine Flu Land. I tell her that he'll drop me off at her house on his way to work, and then I'll crash in her house.
I wake up. Oops.
I send Deema a message:
"Ummm. This mean evil girl overslept and didn't wake up to go with her dad. She feels so bad and she's too scared to tell you, so I'm telling you for her. Please forgive her."
2 minutes later
"Are you kidding me? -_- Ya kalba! [Translation: You dog.] Tell the mean evil girl that this sad girl doesn't want to talk to her until she sees her face -_-"
… Fair enough.
Mean Evil Girl realizes that she has an appointment the following day.
Correction: Two appointments, in a row. One at 7:30 am, the other at 8 am.
Mean Evil Girl's punishment for not waking up at 5:30 am on Monday:
She must wake up at 5:30 am on Tuesday.
*sigh* Karma. Gets you every time.
Mean Evil Girl realizes that this means she'll have to wait around in Aramco until 9 pm, when her father finishes work and the lecture he has to give. Mean Evil Girl is sitting on the horns of a dilemma, and things are getting quite painful. Mean Evil Girl crosses her fingers and sends Sad Girl a message, for Sad Girl is her only hope…...
"Hey Sad Girl. Mean Evil Girl is wondering: What are you doing tomorrow?"
4 minutes later
"What time… Evil Girl -_-?"
"8:30…. am?" *gulp*
"Well I have this lunch thing at 2 pm….. but I'm free afterwards?"
To which Danya - I mean, Mean Evil Girl, replies with an explanation of the little conundrum she is going through.
Sad Girl says that she will pick Mean Evil Girl up from the hospital at 8:30 am, have breakfast with her, then watch movies all day.
Mean Evil Girl is stunned. "But… what about your lunch plans?"
Sad Girl: "I just told them I can't make it."
Mean Evil Girl makes half-hearted attempts to convince Sad Girl to stick with her lunch plans, but Sad Girl insists. Mean Evil Girl yields to Sad Girl's demands….
Mean Evil Girl and Sad Girl have a blast.
They have breakfast at Pattis France.
They go back to Sad Girl's house and watch 17 Again (Lame. Very 13 Going on 30. And Zac Efron totally killed all Matthew Perry's attempts at saving the movie).
They go have lunch at Fuddrucker's.
They play in the kiddie arcade.
Then they go back to Sad Girl's house, talk about college, sleep, and talk about college.
Then Mean Evil Girl goes back to Swine Flu Land.
P.S. On the swing carousel (or Chair-O-Planes?)
I discovered that I'm now afraid of heights.
P.P.S. Bonus! >> How do you wake up Lady GaGa in the morning?
Poke her face.