Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I'll be as real as faeries



Just a quick one today.


I need to find a way to harden these tear glands
And maybe my heart in the process.
I'll numb myself down
I'll stop myself from feeling.
Because if feelings are what make me real
Then I don't want to be real
What has that offered me but misery?
I'll be as real as faeries
And a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
I'll be as real as monsters underneath my bed
I'll be as real as love.




I hate it and I'll most prolly end up deleting it.
Hey tell me a joke!

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14 comments:

JJ said...

Dany..
I just want to give you a big hug now, and a smile on your face.

summer said...

i miss you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so MUUUUCH xoxoxox
:(

Naimah said...

m7ashesh dafen nu9 jesma bil ar'9 .. laih? y9awer video clip ana 3ayesh o mush 3ayesh :p !!!!! You asked for a joke haha I'm sorry if you think it's lame

Danya A. said...

Haha JJ well your call made me smile that yo mama joke was prolly the best one I've ever heard xD

Summer you get your butt back from Spain then you won't miss me anymore. And I won't miss you either =(

Na3ima LMFAO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! AHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS

LUMBERZACK said...

Knock knock!

Jumana said...

DANYAAAAAAAAAAA!!
OMG! you know i asked deema to call you to make sure you're still alive? I'm glad that you are lol
esh 9ar? can you please consider getting online!
and since this is the only way to get in contact with you! ahh
el moshkela eno i still love you!

Wuthering said...

oh my! now, i'm convinced we are related in some way! xxx :)

sorry I can't give you a joke I'm hopelessly unfunny!

coldpeas said...

Sudani enshal ma estaw3ab ella a week later.

A car wheel sawa diet 9ar 3gal.

This isn't a joke but I effing laughed my ass off when it happened.
When we were London, on our way back from a play, we saw a few Arabs walking on the shari3. Then the bus came and they wanted to catch it. So they started running (OK just walking fast) and there was an old guy, you know like super thin average height and bold in the middle with little gray hairs on the side. Now this guy got really excited and started running. Anyway he tripped from el ra9eef and feel on the shari3. His head hit the bus. Everyone was helping. I was laughing. Hell, I'm laughing right now while I'm writing this.

Hope this made you laugh.

Come on msn for just a second I promise you I won't take long. 5 minutes. Bas.

Moodz-kun said...

LAaaaaaaaaaa tagfa ya sheee5a intil well Emo dark feelings illi 3andak :D
I'll come and soften ur soul up for ya!!

A joke you say? Ok how about you watch this video..a7san min alf joke. Mega Lols are guaranteed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M&feature=channel_page

Anonymous said...

It's not you. It's my dad. I would never get mad at you.

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Ri, the Music Savvy Mom said...

Okay, joke time. Brace yourself.
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A duck walks into a bar.
Says to the bartender "Got any grapes?"
Bartender: No.
Duck leaves.
Next day, duck comes back.
Duck: Got any grapes?
Bartender: (annoyed) "...NO."
Duck leaves.
Next day, duck comes back AGAIN.
Duck: Got any grapes?
Bartender: (by now really ticked) Look, I told you YESTERDAY we ain't got no grapes, I told you THE DAY BEFORE we ain't got no grapes, and if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your BEAK to the BAR!!!"
Duck: Got any nails?
Bartender: "NOOOOOOO!"
Duck: ....got any grapes...?
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xoxoxo
Ri :)

Feelmore said...

real is what you want it to be, that's the best part about life!

Danya A. said...

Bahahha Zack, ve make new knock knock session soon, yes?

Jumana!!! No I'm not alive. I've been brutally murdered by chemistry. I love you too, so so so much. I'm online a lot. Just usually not at the computer :P I'll write on your wall.

Wuthering, that wouldn't be all that strange. And lol trust me anything amuses me :P

LOL SAMAR. Ahahahaha that made me laugh so hard. I snorted. I saw it happen in my head :P I like the car wheel joke too ahahaha. Not so much the Sudani joke. Stereotypes, Samar :P Sorry I didn't get online.. I just saw your comment.

Ahmed shut up :P I'm a very happy person thank you very much! And I saw that video ahahaha good old school comedy.

Ri I heard that joke about 10 times but it still cracks me up every, single time! Ahahaha thanks!

Feelmore (lol username is so fitting) I know =) I wouldn't settle for anything less.

Kelsie Lynn said...

ouch. oh my gosh. this is like a tear jerker.
ahhhhh

i feel this !

guess what. in the new film district 9, the *F* word was used 96 times +

thats not funny, but its ..i dunno..something