Monday, June 22, 2009

Typose Syndrome

Typose syndrome is a sudden inflammation of one's fingers, causing one to make very serious typing errors. While mild cases are often successfully treated with the careful treading of one's fingers upon the keyboard, severe cases may require admission to the ICU or even surgery (often requiring more than one intervention) to deal with with complications of the disease process.

Typose syndrome can also occur when one's fingers look and feel perfectly fine, which has caused doctors to believe that typose syndrome might be a psychological disease. It affects both males and females equally.



Causes

1. Hereditary - a parent could carry the gene without being affected.
2. Typose syndrome is heterogeneous, comprising more than one similar condition of differing cause, some not inherited.
3. Greasy fingers.
4. Hyperactiveness.
5. A very important story to tell (not necessarily amusing or interesting).
6. Over-studying.


Researchers have reached the conclusion that typose syndrome usually occurs:
1. in the most embarrassing contexts
2. when one is sleepy
3. when one thinks a story is funny
4. after studying physics.



Symptoms

1. Typos
2. Embarrassment
3. "Giggle" fits
4. Akathisia (the inability to sit still)
5. Festinating speech
6. Drooling
7. Diharrea
8. Inflammation of the cornea




Eponym

The term typose is derived from the Latin word for mistake: erroris.............

Skeptics believe that the term is actually, ironically, derived from a typo that occured during an MSN conversation between a Danya and a Daas - also known as Twinnie.
Daas was attemtping to type the word "typoes" (which is obviously a spelling mistake, but Daas is not the brightest star in the sky).


Diagnosis

Besides the clinical diagnosis, rapidly increasing typos may confirm the diagnosis. In a clinical diagnosis, a CAT scan and an ultrasound are used to locate and trace the origin of the disease, which is usually metastatic at presentation, and more often than not located in the pancreas.



Classic examples of chronic typose syndrome:

1. Dania* was calling Deema, the class genius, who was just refusing to answer her phone. Aggravated, Dania sent a message to Deema, saying:

"Yesterday my friend told me about a fascinating invention called dicking up when someone calls."

She had meant to sound all snippy and cool, but..... (I don't know if you noticed it, dear reader, but it's practically doing the Macarena in a sequined suit...) that typo totally killed everything. And only after a couple of hours did Dania realize what a nasty pun her typo was.

2. Daas (mentioned previously) has a tendency to type "tit" instead of "it" when talking to important peoples.

3. An annoying "friend" was sending Dania* multiple nudges on MSN. After quite a few, Dania had had enough, and so, annoyed, she typed:

"Would you STOP, NUDING ME?"



That's it for today.

Take care, be good, beware of Typose, it is highly contagious.

* Name has been changed to protect the privacy of the patient.

13 comments:

Deema said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!!
DANYAAAAA LMAAAOOOOO <3333
I LOVE READING YOUR BLOG
HAHAHAH such an honor it is to be mentioned in your holy blog (A)
Haha, glad you chose me as the victim of your miraculous pun <3
Keep them coming, and I'm still waiting for that physics post :P

Moodz-kun said...

Hahahahahahahahaha! God this is awesome! AWESOME I TELL You. You have to teach me some of your skills in the coming workshop. Really looking forward for tit. :D

Tamara said...

hahaahaaa, this is tooo funny
ah Dany (not a typo), im so going to be the first one to read your novel =)

Samar said...

LMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
I seriously laughed my ass off :P
and YOU DID IT! YOU WROTE DICK UP ON YOU BLOG! wow Dania, that's outstanding :)
It was hilarious. Seriously.
ahahahahahaha
it's still funny remembering the things you said :P
keep'em coming ma dear.
Amza7 go study 7adeeth, procrastinator.

JJ said...

LLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!
DANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
YOU
SHOULD
BE
A
STAND-
UP
COMEDIANNNNNNNN
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This is my favourite post.
MY FAVOURITE.
I can see you're studying. Yeah.
You refuse to see a movie with me because you have to "study" but here you are writing posts.
I can't say I'm mad, though. I can't decide what I would enjoy more:
Move + you OR this post + (kind of) you

Please write a book? DEDICATE IT TO ME.

- JJ x

Shadow said...

one word: peeeeeeeerv :P

Sara A said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! Hahahahaha !!! Amazingggg!!! Danyaaa! Ma ktbte the tullip thing haha :p.. I think its an example ;p.. Haha !! Love it!! :D

Ghost Writer said...

Lol!!! You're hilarious!

Ghost Writer said...

'sup girl..thanks for stopping by on 'Desperate in Dubai' - I'm glad that you're enjoying it so far and equally thrilled that I have not just a Saudi reading, but an intelligent and funny Saudi chick reading :)

Mark said...

This made me laugh hysterically xD
Update more often! You're too funny to keep it all to yourself xP

,, Mark

Moodiez said...

LOOOOOOOOOOL
ur soo damnnn FUNNY!!
I LOVE IT!!

Faris said...

HILARIOS!! I haven't laughed like that in a while..
Keep it up, you're very talented and funny =)

"Leave a comment.
Don't procrastinate.
Leave a comment.
And I won't hate.
You.
(You know that was good, be quiet)"
^^^ HAHAHAHAAHHAHA XD

Danya A. said...

Bahahahaha I forgot about that little Leave a Comment comment I wrote. Man that's bad, really bad :P Thanks for stopping by, Faris! Typo's are so amusing.